Dialogue between me and Tom

TomMi :
if I were you, I can't wait to head over to Japan
Sabrina :
yes.. but i am scare!!!!
i can't teach!!!!
TomMi :
Yeah lol
Sabrina :
and my english really sucks...
TomMi :
I wish I was there to see
Sabbi teach english
Sabrina :
what am i gonna do...
TomMi :
you will get better
Sabrina :
i fooled them at the interview...
TomMi :
Like I want to teach english but I don't know english at all!
pre-tenses, adverbs...stuff like that...I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Sabrina :
me either...
we both suck
TomMi :
yeah
I only know how to speak english and write
i don't know the rules!
Sabrina :
i am bad at spelling
TomMi :
me too
LOL
Sabrina :
i will need a dictionary beside me...
TomMi :
hahaha
this will be fun
Sabrina :
and i am shy
how am i going to face so many students staring at me at the front
TomMi :
just speak english to them
maybe you should learn to moon walk
so if it gets awkward....you can just moon walk across the classroom in the front...
Sabrina :
o
TomMi :
you'll be the coolest teacher ever
and also, it will be the funniest thing in the world
Sabrina :
you will try it first when you become a teacher
TomMi :
ok
Sabrina :
i'll follow if it works
TomMi :
If the students are being loud
or bad
just moonwalk across the front
and all the students will be thinking......what.the.fuck.
then *awkward silence*
Sabrina :
yeah japanese students.... they are shy too... and less open minded
they will think you are creepy
TomMi :
i don't think it's japanese people....
i think in every country
Sabrina :
i would think he's the coolest ever
TomMi :
the kids will be so amazed LOL